“Okay, this takes all variables out of the equation. If one of us presses harder, the other has to too. If one of us tries to let up, the other lets up too. I even lubed it up so you can’t argue that one of us was wetter than the other! So we’ll finally know once and for all which of us comes quicker!”

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