thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohnoproblems:

when dungeoneering be sure to kiss every treasure chest, if it blushes then you’ve found a mimic

This Mimic is now your girlfriend ❤

In spite of the popular image of the treasure chest, mimics are capable of adopting a wide variety of artificial objects. Additionally, as mimics exude a potent adhesive, it is not advised that you kiss them. Instead, we recommend that you direct compliments (accompanied by flirtatious winking) at doors, comfy-looking chairs, small and out-of-place beds, and other stray furniture within the dungeon.

< Winks at my couch

In case ur a mimic ❤

Somebody said mimic girlfriend?

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